GrindingGears

it turns out sony's console isn't quite as amazing as the would have you believe. read on......

article from RLSLOG

Does anyone remember when the PS3 was first announced? I do. The first time I saw those amazing graphics and extremely true to life gameplay I was almost converted to becoming a cross-platform gamer. That was two years ago. Today I’m still proud to be a PC gamer. Why is this you ask? Well, just 10 seconds into the Kill Zone 2 trailer I knew that there was something funny about that trailer… It was almost as if… As if it was all pre-rendered! What was worse was that the game developers actually stated that it was ALL 100% in-game footage. As did Sony’s genius PR department. “KillZone 2? Wha… In-game? Is that good? It is? Oh well in that case it’s all 100% in-game.”. And then it turned out that a lot of those PS3 trailers were pre-rendered. That’s when I started hating Sony for lying to all of their would-be-had-you-not-lied-to-them costumers.

The point I’m making is this: Sony lied, and now they’re being punished for it. You know how every company or brand or what ever, pretty much every commercial product has some sort of spoof made about it? Like the Mac VS PC ads? Yeah, well it’s bad enough when people make spoofs about your ad campaigns. This means that a lot of people really don’t like your product or your ad campaign. But when a song is written and performed, just to make your product look silly… That is the point where you, as a company, should really start doubting your super boosted ego and regret statements that basically come down to: “We are the market leaders so you’ll all buy our new product any way. Why? Because…. Ehm… YOUR GAY IF YOU DON’T! You don’t wanna be gay do you?”. I present to you, my favorite song of all time, the PS3 song!

Update: Some of you have clearly misinterpreted the gay bashing part. It was not me that was bashing gays it was Sony. But it’s all taken way out of proportion, Sony would never bash gay people in press conferences. By saying: “If you don’t, you’re gay!” I’m actually making it clear that only a homophobic, KKK associated retarded redneck would do it. I’ll be honest with you people, I did post this just to piss off the Sony fanboys. Why? Because the resulting flame wars are always hilarious and filled with misinformed fanboys teaming up as they desperately try to defend a product that they know in the back of their minds is crap. Sure MS lost a lot of money getting into the console wars but what they actually did was invest. Not lose, invest. Because right now the 360 is the most popular console for games, with the Wii being to most popular console for people who only game every now and then.

In the last console war the results were this:

1. Sony Playstation 2
2. Nintendo Gamecube
3. Microsoft X-Box

But now they’re:

1. Microsoft X-Box 360
2. Nintendo Wii
3. Sony Playstation 3

Just look at the damn statistics. Also, did you guys catch that hilarious “Behind the mask” news article about the PS3 actually being the 360 in disguise? These last few months of PS3 bashing have been some of the funniest news months ever. I do not own any console (’cept for an old skool SNES that I haven’t seen in many years) so I really don’t care about what console is best. Heck, I don’t even have any handheld consoles. But everyone loves these fanboy flamewars and that’s what I gave you, front row seats to the funniest thing on RLSLOG in a long time. Enjoy.